• mom: what do u want 4 birthdy??
  • me: video gaem
  • mom: no vid game, child.
  • me: money
  • mom: 4 what
  • me: for video gm ae
  • mom: outsmarted agen

dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

validx2:

Girl: Why you like me

Lying Nigga: Cause shawty it’s like we can talk about anything, you got good conversation, and plus you patient 

Girl: Nigga aint that Bow Wow  lyrics?

Lying Nigga: 

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femburton:

i have literally watched this about 100 times since reblogging it the first time 

(Source: vinebox)

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ladynecro:

ladynecro:

my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘asdifferent as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable

im going to make this gain notes and show it to my friend